The Kim-Yuna Dream
source: google lol
Kim Yuna is synonymous to the figure-skating sport as I am to my chicken curry community. She is a source of pride in Korea and you can see why. Her dazzling moves, fantastic aerial spins and swirls has that swagger feel that’s hard for anyone to ignore. And as a person who can hardly standup on the ice rink, her technique has that automatic “push that jaw-open button for me please” effect.
But change that image of Yuna and replace it with your Prof and the landscape changes entirely..for the worse. He was half-naked, with tight-tighty pants doing those not-so-elegant-now aerial spins that made me want to take a machine gun, put it on auto and blow the shit out of my brain. If it wasn’t for my nine reliable alarm clock system in the morning (yeah, I have a class at 8), I would have probably choked myself on my own sleep-puke. I would have actually preferred South Korean President Park Geun Hye chase me instead.
I have had worse nightmares but never one so traumatizing.