Hey Spider! Kiss my brown...asparagus.
The AC got all moody and decided not to work today so basically we are
sleeping in the middle of Sahara dessert. The stupid remote shows that it’s ON
, shows a sweet 18 degrees but the main headquarters refuses to comply. Our in-house electrical engineer *Ahhmm* halal has absolutely no clue what’s wrong
with his “product”. Thank whoevers up there that they decided to make it rain.
Atleast its semi-sahara now.
So it seems that the Amazing spiderman is not amazing at
all. And if you think the 3D adds the dimension its supposed to, you will be disappointed.
The glasses were totally useless at the very beginning due to some negligence from
the theatre but they weren’t that useful later anyways. Except for “WOOO!” for
some rare cases, a dimension lower would have been perfectly fine. Add the
story line into the mix and your tickets starts bleeding. Ok, the movie wasn’t that
bad, Emma Stone looks hot as ever, the exaggerated kissing wasn’t that bad too
although the romance sucked big time. There were moments were I laughed really
loud (people regret going to theatres with me) while the whole audience stayed
silent (do they sleep there?) especially when our friendly spider ass missed
his shot completely and went into a free fall. The worst part was that the shit
factor didn’t leave us even after the movie was done. We got so frustrated
waiting for the elevator that we took on the difficult task of going down 10
floors only to find out that the exit was locked. W.T.fkadjflakjfalksjf! What
if there was an emergency? What if there was a sudden Polar Bear attack from a
nearby zoo? Where would we run? crazy. Eventually, we had to get our fat ass
all the way up, wait for the elevator and come down.
We did however come up with titles that would want to make
the next spidy director think deep. This time it was Amazing. Next it’s
gonna be “the Excellento Spiderman” then “ the Superbo Spiderman”, “Ass
kicker/licker Spiderman” then “C+ Spiderman” then “Engineering Mathematics
Spiderman”..ok this is not getting funny anymore. If you ask me about the film,
I say you ought to get 3 liters of draft beer instead.
However, I did meet a very old friend of mine. She is
leaving for Banglore next week so will be meeting again to discuss how to not get
food poisoned there. And of course, how to avoid getting kidnapped. Yes, she is
going ALONE. Kidding, she will have a good time…..volunteering.
My eyes are killing
me..so I just might end the blog here. I wanted the stupid web to be cleaned up
from my already overheated, Korean language abused brain so I just thought writing
it down would help me sleep better. I will be back tomorrow, after some “skyping”
with the closest people I have and a much awaited free jam session with my very
talented peers.
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